Fark, once again rises to the occasion. Link it, y’all:
First of all, we should all pretty much have an understanding that killing people is wrong, as is stealing credit cards and using them fraudulently. But when you mix these crimes into a lovely velvet puree of idiocy, well, you can’t help but see that you have comedy gold on your hands.
Comes now the story of Marissa Mark, probably the most appropriately named moron crook EVAH. Ms. Mark wanted a California woman dead so bad that she stole a credit card and went to a promising website named “hitmanforhire.com” looking for a willing participant. Fortunately for Ms. Mark, they accepted Pay Pal. She agreed to pay $37,000 for the killing and paid $19,000 up front using a stolen credit card. Surprisingly, she was arrested and indicted. TRIFECTA!
I wish I was kidding.
It’s just another one of those things that make me wonder if people think their lives exist in a vacuum. Did she really think that she could make her evil purposes happen by using the internet?
Ms. Mark, you’re a mark. I hope you enjoy prison.
Chip Grefski
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